Getting Chucked | the Metropolitan Dater


The fantastic thing about being good-looking is that you’re good-looking to both women and men. Actually, I take pleasure contained in this dual-sexuality attraction. I am not actually all that good-looking of men, if you’re not my mommy (do not be perverted, god dammit!). But I there are individuals who believe i am the “things.”

Anyhow, this tale isn’t about myself. This tale is approximately my personal guy, Rod. Folks that have look over our very own material for a time today, may keep in mind Rod through the tail of
Wild Sms.
Yep, I’m talking about equivalent guy.

Luckily personally and, more importantly, for you personally they have permitted me to inform another story of total and utter brutality. Nowadays, we analyze the tale of Rod, a

Best Of Luck Chuck

for new age.

Any time you recall the standard assumption of 2007’s
Nominated best of luck Chuck, you might recall that Dickhead MaGee (Dane prepare) had a curse that when he slept with a ladies, they might find their own real love aka another man they get together with… Terrible flick. Submit Rod: “much better than fiction.” There’s not a truly a term with this… Could we refer to it as “Getting Chucked?”  Because of this article, we are going to just utilize that, mmkay?

Enter the Vag at the Very Own Risk

I am to blame at the least for many of those cases of Rod getting


If storage acts me personally really, I’ve released or placed him willing to meet and date about three lovely ladies. It was throughout the instances when i must say i planned to match up my buddies collectively. Needless to say, I’m an asshole and I also no further play the matchmaking online game.

Rod Vs. Herzog O’Hoolihan

– younger Rod had been prepared for fighting as he started dating Herzog, certainly my best friends, who’s been there for me personally more times than i could depend. This lasted a brief couple of months as a recall. Circumstances started out with extreme fun, but failed to work-out, whenever Herzog pulled the much reviled rip-heart-out-of-chest-with-bare-hand fatality on Rod… Outcome? #sadpandaface, Herzog provides since, obtained engaged and has a small army of kids and lives in the field of Happily Ever After…

Length to Matrimonial Bliss? Two dudes.

Rod Vs. Lyrica McSpankyPants

and Dormatta Vue –

Oh, yes, from the this 1. It had been slightly amusing just how this 1 played out… Well, at the least at first. Rod was actually from the hunt, you see. He’d satisfied a pair of able and eligible bachelorettes at certainly my much-hyped Halloween functions. I found myself satisfied, the guy was going to tw0-fist their dating life!

Lyrica ended up being an enjoyable gal, who We have known for a lengthy, long-time. Nice as pie she had been and she couldn’t keep the woman vision of Rod. The invested many enjoyable evenings together, you know, since many folks who are into doing both tend to be wont accomplish. That isn’t the amusing. The funny, subsequently, you may well ask? Some times, he’d get into their car and drive a block and 1 / 2 to Dormatta’s spot to hang out making use of their wang aside. Indeed, the 2 women he had been matchmaking happened to be a mere block from one another. Rod, i do believe, at first ended up being agitated and stressed through this unanticipated ease, but later became attracted to the ability it provided. The chance expense ended up being truly in his favor.

Much like most things in daily life, if it is good, it must come to an end. At some point Rod stopped dangling out/calling Lyrica in true “fade-to-black” fashion (aka simply “the lose colour”). He ended up online dating Dormatta for over two years before she kept him, got involved and relocated from the country all within a years’ time.

Distance to Matrimonial Bliss? One guy. Why Don’t We quickly onward a-year many modification…

Rod vs. Slutty Dorothy

– Now, that one didn’t endure long. Rod had experienced a fairly epic break up and did you know exactly what the cunning runt of men did? The guy went and dated his ex’s best friend!  Well played sir, well played certainly! Naughty Dorothy (no crime to sluts around the world. I really like you children) was actually, really, slutty-hot. It happened at yet another Halloween celebration that their unique short three-month long period of passion had been coming to a conclusion. Was just about it angry-nerd complex that kiled the connection, or had been the gal seeing someone unofficially?  The whole world may can’t say for sure. All I am able to inform you is the fact that connection ended at the conclusion of this party. She out of cash circumstances down with him, sporting a Slutty Dorothy dress (hot, right>?). She finished up acquiring back with an ex and having interested within many short weeks…

Distance to Matrimonial Bliss? Whoosh!

The ethical of the tale children? Getting All The Best Chuck sucks even worse than that shitty motion picture ever did… Oh! And prevent fulfilling folks on Halloween! Yeah!

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